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"Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."
"So, you ladies ever been penetrated? " "u must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you." heh heh awwwwlll riight
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#122
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we all know the old classic...
"how much?" |
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y do you guys need pik up lines?? if ur funni and you smell noice you in wid a chance!!
ok this one is funni.... Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on? lol
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#124
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i think people use funny pick up lines for a way to get talkin
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#125
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'Hey, I got meself 5 zenegra sex pills! wanna try one?'
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#126
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'Is that a hole in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?'
Usually when you say a pick up line, everyone just thinks it's funny so it's a good way to start the ball rolling away. But the last time i used this one for a joke the chic didn't get it, i repeated it nearly five times until she asked me again to repeat it and I just walked away...arghhh. |
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#127
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girls... to a guy... I love every bone in my body especially urs... ha ha i thought it was funni wen i read it
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#128
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cant really say it unless your actually having sex with them tho hey.
and then the guy will be like oh ok ****ing weirdo. ill pass.
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#129
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seriously guys try this one
"im a sucker for love and commitment" or "i have an unlimited credit card" both will work 9 times out of 10 |
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#130
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hahahaha both are gold!! GOLD I TELL YA!
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#131
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![]() that are legendary though
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#132
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hahaha
i used to carry around a atm reciept that had a balance of like $28,000, so when i gave my number out i'd use that as the paper i'd write it on. didnt work. BUT its better than toilet paper. |
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#134
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thats like the tenth time you've said that...
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Ok, this one was used on me last night and i found it hilarious!
A guy at a party bumped into me as he was walking past, then leaned in whilst touching my arm and whispered in my ear... "Oh.....I'm sorry, but that was deliberate." |
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#137
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the question ius did it work?
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#138
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lol, it may have... he was just so smooth about it......anddd i'm a sucker for guys that can make me laugh, so once i stopped laughing and realised he was serious...lol set me up for a good night
![]() give it a go, i dare ya! |
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#139
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i would
but appretnly sleeping with other women is bad for my relationship stupid gf and her closed mindedness!
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#140
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ill try it out one night and ill let ya know how it goes gnome
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#141
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allright
but if u wanna be succesfull i suggest you hide your face or soemthin... |
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#142
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hahaha thanks for the tip
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You: How heavy Is A polar bear?
Her: uhhh I dont know. You: Neither do I, but definatly heavy enough to break the ice. Hold for reaction You: anyway Im Bob. Can I get you a drink lol. pickup lines dont work very often, most make you come off as too keen. the good ones arent sexual at all, they are just used to get a laugh and then follow with normal conversation. It's all about confidence and eye contact ![]()
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#144
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i got dared to say this to a chick once..
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. i found it a lot funnier than this chick who was at least 5-10 years older than me and i ended up being picked by 3 guys and ended up laughing too much and walking off hah |
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#145
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I remember at the beach this guy came up to me and my friend and said,
Guy: "Heyy do you girls like subwayy!?" Us: "Hell yea, we love Subbers, why?!" Guy: "Cause I've got a footlong" Haaha. |
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#146
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well it did work on us remmebr sammi!
bahaha. we go weak at the knees at the mention of subway. ooo.yehhh. |
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#147
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oh dear
you have teriyaki sauce on your chin... |
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#148
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still remains, best line ever
"sooo ladies.....ever been penetrated?" |
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#149
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ahahahahah mc ur exactly right
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#150
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im not good at picking people up. wanna come with me to the toilets?
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Sam (a.k.a. Mrs Brodie Holland) ![]() Member #780 of the National Schoolies Forums. "I've had enough of having nothing, I won't take just anything. I got my mind set on something, all I want is everything. All I want is everything!" Bon Jovi - All I Want Is Everything COLLINGWOOD FOREVER!
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