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Old 26-01-2006, 01:49 AM
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"Hey there little lady. Why don't you turn around and show me your Lower East Side."

"So, you ladies ever been penetrated? "

"u must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you."

heh heh awwwwlll riight
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Old 29-01-2006, 10:07 PM
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we all know the old classic...


"how much?"
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:23 PM
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y do you guys need pik up lines?? if ur funni and you smell noice you in wid a chance!!
ok this one is funni....
Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on? lol
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Old 07-07-2006, 05:46 PM
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i think people use funny pick up lines for a way to get talkin
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Old 07-07-2006, 06:12 PM
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'Hey, I got meself 5 zenegra sex pills! wanna try one?'
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Old 07-07-2006, 09:14 PM
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'Is that a hole in your stocking or a stairway to heaven?'
Usually when you say a pick up line, everyone just thinks it's funny so it's a good way to start the ball rolling away. But the last time i used this one for a joke the chic didn't get it, i repeated it nearly five times until she asked me again to repeat it and I just walked away...arghhh.
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Old 12-09-2006, 10:37 PM
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girls... to a guy... I love every bone in my body especially urs... ha ha i thought it was funni wen i read it
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:17 PM
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cant really say it unless your actually having sex with them tho hey.

and then the guy will be like oh ok ****ing weirdo.

ill pass.
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Old 13-09-2006, 01:05 AM
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seriously guys try this one


"im a sucker for love and commitment"


or


"i have an unlimited credit card"



both will work 9 times out of 10
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Old 13-09-2006, 02:08 AM
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seriously guys try this one


"im a sucker for love and commitment"


or


"i have an unlimited credit card"



both will work 9 times out of 10

hahahaha both are gold!! GOLD I TELL YA!
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Old 13-09-2006, 11:04 AM
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Quote:
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seriously guys try this one


"im a sucker for love and commitment"


or


"i have an unlimited credit card"



both will work 9 times out of 10
Your first decent post!

that are legendary though
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Old 13-09-2006, 03:41 PM
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hahaha

i used to carry around a atm reciept that had a balance of like $28,000, so when i gave my number out i'd use that as the paper i'd write it on.
didnt work. BUT its better than toilet paper.
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Old 13-09-2006, 04:11 PM
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hahaha

i used to carry around a atm reciept that had a balance of like $28,000, so when i gave my number out i'd use that as the paper i'd write it on.
didnt work. BUT its better than toilet paper.
hahahahahahaha
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Old 13-09-2006, 08:19 PM
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Your first decent post!

thats like the tenth time you've said that...

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Old 14-09-2006, 12:37 AM
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thats like the tenth time you've said that...

some times white lies can be good encouragement
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Old 08-10-2006, 08:58 PM
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Ok, this one was used on me last night and i found it hilarious!
A guy at a party bumped into me as he was walking past, then leaned in whilst touching my arm and whispered in my ear... "Oh.....I'm sorry, but that was deliberate."
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Old 09-10-2006, 03:40 AM
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the question ius did it work?
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:02 PM
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lol, it may have... he was just so smooth about it......anddd i'm a sucker for guys that can make me laugh, so once i stopped laughing and realised he was serious...lol set me up for a good night
give it a go, i dare ya!
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:10 PM
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i would


but appretnly sleeping with other women is bad for my relationship



stupid gf and her closed mindedness!
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Old 09-10-2006, 09:47 PM
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ill try it out one night and ill let ya know how it goes gnome
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Old 10-10-2006, 12:24 AM
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allright

but if u wanna be succesfull i suggest you hide your face or soemthin...
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Old 10-10-2006, 01:08 AM
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hahaha thanks for the tip
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Old 18-10-2006, 05:09 PM
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You: How heavy Is A polar bear?
Her: uhhh I dont know.
You: Neither do I, but definatly heavy enough to break the ice.
Hold for reaction
You: anyway Im Bob. Can I get you a drink

lol. pickup lines dont work very often, most make you come off as too keen. the good ones arent sexual at all, they are just used to get a laugh and then follow with normal conversation. It's all about confidence and eye contact
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Old 18-10-2006, 08:26 PM
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i got dared to say this to a chick once..

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

i found it a lot funnier than this chick who was at least 5-10 years older than me and i ended up being picked by 3 guys and ended up laughing too much and walking off hah
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:07 PM
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I remember at the beach this guy came up to me and my friend and said,

Guy: "Heyy do you girls like subwayy!?"

Us:
"Hell yea, we love Subbers, why?!"

Guy: "Cause I've got a footlong"

Haaha.
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Old 31-10-2006, 12:09 PM
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well it did work on us remmebr sammi!
bahaha.
we go weak at the knees at the mention of subway.
ooo.yehhh.
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Old 31-10-2006, 10:15 PM
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oh dear


you have teriyaki sauce on your chin...
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Old 01-11-2006, 09:20 AM
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still remains, best line ever

"sooo ladies.....ever been penetrated?"
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Old 01-11-2006, 11:22 AM
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ahahahahah mc ur exactly right
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Old 01-11-2006, 03:09 PM
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im not good at picking people up. wanna come with me to the toilets?
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