oldest guy/girl u hooked up with

[2005leaver]

as title says....

mine would be a 23 yr old guy..(im 17) on new years eve..haha well he was hot..

how bout u guys?

[Sammy Wammy]

*sighs* ahhh james


Well, I was 16 and he was 22... then I was 17 and he was 23... now im 18 and hope to not go down that path with him again because i get stupid and addicted to him... you know how theres that one person who you CANNOT say no to? he was mine for a couple years..


So yeah, he would currently be 23 still... i think something like 6 years and 1/2 months between us or something like that...

[Lela]

lol, what a thread

24, i'm 17

sounds a little old now...

[Dominic]

Two years older than me. I was 28 she was 30, went out with her for um, four or more months?

[smp.]

She was 22 when i was 18!

But i almost had a 27yo a few weeks ago.


We were out at a club, i was fairly intoxicated! and I saw this sexy female on the d-floor and she looked about 21 max!! So i decided id give her a crack lol

Anyway, Our eyes met across the room, and we both smiled. I went up to her, and we started dancing near each other.

Now, we were dancing for a few min when we both could clearly see we were interested.. so I went in closer, and we were dancing with no space between us.. very close.. I leant over and kissed her on the neck! She smiled and asked my name. I then asked her name etc..
Then, i asked the question of how old are you (which i regret).. and she ges 27 :O
Im like, we'll you look so young for your age.. and hot too! And then I said, "dont ask me my age, you wont wanna kno how old i am"! But she asked anyway, and since I dont like lying, I told her the truth (18)..

She seemed a lil disapointed and goes, "sorry we can keep dancing, but im not sure if I can kiss you. your abit young" I told her I was dissapointed and really wanted to kiss her. She goes, maybe!

Anyway, I was keen so I kept on it! I kept dancing..
I then aked her some more questions.. Like, what school she used to go to. She told me and im like.. thats not to far from me, I went to Cheltenham.. and she is like, "WHAOOO wait.. you went to chelt??"
Im like "yea?", she then told me her brother just finished at chelt.. and it turns out her brother was in my year.. haha.. she is like, "well i definetly cant kiss you now!! you went to school with my lil bro"

I knew if she didnt know any of this, she would have kissed me! So I told her "you shouldnt let something silly like that stop you from having something you want!" and she goes, "look, if we hadnt of talked, i would have been with you in a second.. but i cant.. i just cant" she then goes, "would it help turn you off me if i told you i had a kid?"
im like "bull****, you dont have a kid!"
so she grabbed her purse and showed me fotos.. im go "you know that just made you SOO much hotter.. now your a MILF"
she laughed and i go, "look, i understand.. its ok was nice knowing you" and i walked away..

And thats my 'I almost hooked up with a 27yo hot MILF' story.. lol

[Sammy Wammy]

haha wow its like some romance novel story thing lol.... cute.

i want my 34 year old neighbour... not going to happen tho.

[Sammy Wammy]

Oh and i love how you saw you were drunk, but you still remember so much that was said! good on ya!

[smp.]

oh, im good with alcohol!
I can hold it so well, and i never forget anything, and never chuck..

[lumpy_goat]

21 yo when i was 18

i nearly had a 27 yo as well ey

[Ben]

Originally Posted by smp.

oh, im good with alcohol!
I can hold it so well, and i never forget anything, and never chuck..

watch out for this guy,
i love the stories of what i did the next day from the less drunk people.

sadly ive only enjoyed a 21 year old at the most when i was 17. im praying for a milf. im talking 30+.

[smp.]

maybe i just cant remember that i forget things when i drink?

maybe i drink that much, i chuck.. but forget i chuck? who knows..

crazy..

[Clemo]

OK OK... 84. She was dead! I was at her funeral... I didn't think anyone would notice if i slipped the tongue in!!!!!!


RIP GRANDMA!

[Lela]

ewwww

just the thought clemo! reminds me of the producers

[gnome]

depends... how old is your mum?

YES!

OH SNAP!!

[lumpy_goat]

ahahahahaha 5 kudos for gnome!!

[Timmeh]

When I was 16 I hooked up with a 19-yearold, and more recently, a 24-yearold.

[lumpy_goat]

and how old were u then?

[To Wild To Live]

i was 18... he was 25...... :P he knew his stuff too.... hehe

[Timmeh]

18 lumpy_goat...

Hopefully this is enough to let me post

[gnome]

Originally Posted by Timmeh

18 lumpy_goat...

i thought you were claiming lumpy goat as your oldest for a second...

5 year difference...he was 21 and an awesome kisser

[hanimii]

mines 19 wheni was 17 oooh how sad and unadvernturous of me, i also had a 15 year old lie that he was 19... ouch.

[hanimii]

threres a 22 year old atm i wouldn't mind hooking up with haha

[Catch]

33, I'm nearly 18. My excuse for the first time was that I was pinging hardcore, and he told me he was 28. But he's really hot, really rich and good in bed so, watever.

[gnome]

72, what she lacked in energy she made up for in experience!

[Keeron_Man_boy]

Originally Posted by gnome

72, what she lacked in energy she made up for in experience!

hahahahahaha thats gold!!! lmao

[gnome]

yes and uv never kissed properly until uv done it without teeth!

[KoffiKhan]

hahahahah that is ****ing hilarious

[Ben]

man f*ck yeah...26 year old 2 weekends ago.

[Sammy Wammy]

I saw mine..my 6 1/2 year difference guy at the footy last night. He's so lovely.

I have a few boy anyway... I'm totally in love I think.. It's so weird.. and the age thing is so different.. I've never been with someone less than two years older then me, and adam is a month and a day younger ... i love it.