G'day

Hello, a year 12 Melbournian here. I'm so excited about schoolies that when I think about it all I wanna do is crap my pants....

I've got two questions:

- In Byron Bay what brewed beverages of choice do schoolies usually consume. I was thinking XXXX, but what else is there?

- Are there lots of hot women at Byron? It would be so **** to wake up in the morning and have this whale from the nearby ocean sleeping next to you , that would just make schoolies more of a safari than anything else, and I don't wanna go on a safari. Maybe when I'm 40 and balding, but right now africa just seems so far away. SO if your a girl and you are reading this and heading up to schoolies at Byron AND are relatively good looking, make sure you where a thong at the beach , and panties for the evening .

Cheers!

PS: I'm not gonna drain the dragon from now until schoolies.... that's almost one and a half months of baby batter which is going to be unleashed in a split second.... ohhh yea, god I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dominic]

The horse and cart that comes through town once every six month can only carry two kegs of xxxx so looks like thats it.

As for the safari, well, good luck with that.

PS - welcome to the forum.

Hey, im Jimi, and I too am pumped about schoolies, so pumped I actually did go on a safari and i kicked this hippo in the head. Long story short i don't have any arms now, but that doesn't stop me from drinking and getting with the honeys. Then still pumped from that i saw a lion and I TOOK ABIT OUT OF HIM! How ironic. And that's just from thinking about schoolies, let alone going on it. And if this guy is like, "where's you ID" and I'm like, "what?" then its gonna suck and I might just flip out and kill someone, so be careful.

Anyway, I'll see you there Karlos.

Welcome