06/06/06 ... schoolies week for nut jobs

If ever there was a day that nut jobs could up stage schoolies on the going stupid and acting crazy score card... this will be it!

The nutters are going to go crazy and have a field day with the sixth of june two thousand and six. Here is my plan: If anyone poses an argument to me and mentions this date as part of the basis of their argument - that is who I'm going to smash in the face and beat to death because they are the antichrist (I'll probably use a dead fish to beat them with because it's more fun).

So warning to all mormons or any other nut job that wants to knock on my door, some of the most dangerous people in Australia live with me. I run a shelter for some of the most dangerous homeless people. You don't want to come to my house and crap on with bull**** about the antichrist... you will get hurt.

What I recommend is going back on your medication. If you take the pills you will be safe from the antichrist. Believe me, if you watch the davinci code on slow replay you will see my surname on the list of people as direct blood relations of Jesus... so I know that meds are good... talk about the antichrist is bad.

And I do have one of those opus dei whips from davinci code (not really from opus dei, actually for something else a bit more kinky but wont go into that here) but I won't use it on you, I'll just beat you to death with my bare hands you idiot.

See this dancing man: :dancefool he dances because he knows I won't beat him to death. No. He takes his meds. He is happy. You want to be happy like him too don't you! Take the pills.

Women doesn't want to give birth to Anti-Christ
2006 -- A woman in England due to give birth on June 6 is fighting with her hospital to induce her sooner to avoid delivering on the demonic date of 6/6/6.

Melissa Parker, 30, said as a fan of "The Omen," a movie about a demonic child, she's genuinely concerned about the numerology involved, The Sun reported Tuesday.

"I'm terrified the birth will go wrong or the child will have evil in him or her," Parker said. "Even worse my beautiful baby could be the devil himself -- the anti-Christ."

The figure 666 is mentioned in the Bible and various cultures believe it represents the date the anti-Christ will appear on Earth, but that doesn't hold any water at the Royal Berkshire Hospital.

A hospital spokesman said Parker's request for an induction was refused because due dates are not 100 percent certain.

"There is little we can do to change them without a Caesarean or inducing the child, which we try to avoid," the spokesman said. "We must let nature take its course. The baby will be born when ready, no matter what day it is."

When it reaches the terrible 2's, birth date won't matter. All kids are the Anti-Christ