Biggest Turn Off

So whats your biggest turn off?

HAhaha, to be a funny kent. Im gonna say chicks with dic ks :P.

smoking id have to say...

i just dont like the smell and taste...

the "how you doin'" joey frm friends style...with the head nod and sleazy smile
sends shivers down my spine,
even when ppl say it as a joke

id hav 2 say:
a smoking chik wit a dik, who doesnt make the sign of the cross and genuflect when walking past a pac-man machine (blasphemy) :banghead:

4 main turnoffs in chicks:

Smoking
Farting
Burping Loudly
Excessive Swearing

I definitly agree smoking is a huge turn off, but at the moment i think the

biggest is guys who think they are gods gift to women....those type of guys

are becoming far too common these days...its a pity..

smoking, spitting and any ex boyfriend.

first of all if he smells bad he gone... :scared07:


secondly excessive amounts of bodily hair lol :banghead:

if theres no personality, theres just no fun :dancefool

Attitude... The biggest turn off, and seeing as most chicks think they are atleast better than guys. Or perhaps im just to damn reserved for my own good.


That or other men.

hairy chicks (including underarms)
rolls
stupidity
smokin'
bad breath
bad attitude
whinging and complaining

Smoking
Mindless sex-bags.
Excessive swearing

I hate it when guys are wannabe skaties or homies, and it just doesnt work for them, and they look like dicks. so i dont think id ever date a homie... but i guess it depends on the guy, so i shouldnt generalize, and it also depends on the chick- some girls probably love the homie thing. but i agree with what others have said. turn offs = smoking, a snobby attitude, thinking they are top **** and that all the girls love them...also guys who take things too seriously and dont have a sense of humour, etc...

stupidity

lol bugga :p (20 Chars)

im unattracted to BO!!.... body odor..... oh its rotten when i chick has it!!! :scared07: ..... but im attracted to pony tails? so maybe i would put up with it hahaha nah jj eeewww b.o.... not cool for chicks

lol bugga :p (20 Chars) haha, i ment like reallll ditzy chicks.. like the blonde bimbo on BB (i forgot her name already! lol), and take an old friend for example.. one time in class, we were speaking about state of minds.. and the teacher asked what state would you be in if you thought u were like in heaven.. and this girl Tamara turns around n yells out as if it's like a really dumb question 'duhhhh VICTORIA!'... wasn't kewl... she became the class dumb ass after that lol

hahaha i recon that can be hott sumtimes!! but not often hahaha :p

haha, i ment like reallll ditzy chicks.. like the blonde bimbo on BB (i forgot her name already! lol), and take an old friend for example.. one time in class, we were speaking about state of minds.. and the teacher asked what state would you be in if you thought u were like in heaven.. and this girl Tamara turns around n yells out as if it's like a really dumb question 'duhhhh VICTORIA!'... wasn't kewl... she became the class dumb ass after that lol

haha some guys can be really dumb too.. we were talking about the local footy clubs end of season trip, and discussing about going to tasmania, and one guy goes "ohh i wont be able to go" i go "why not" and he then replied with "i bloody dont have a passport!"

sounds 2 me like he was makn a comment on how tasmania isnt a part of australia

yeah i figure the same thing.. i make those kind of jks all the time lol.

I dont care if a chick smokes..must be a country thing, most do down here :P.

But i cant stand immaturity in chicks (thats why i havent picked up a chick under 20 lol..) and stupirdty. They just become annoying "girly girls" lol.

No no, he wasnt joking... he actually seriously meant it...

as if i would right it if he was joking !!??!!

I hate girls who:

- Are fat
- Don't have big tits
- Don't put out
- Don't give blowjobs
- Don't swallow
- Are smarter than me
- Don't have big tits
- Don't do as they're told the first time
- Wear undies
- Don't have big tits
- Don't buy me alcohol
- Speak when they're not being spoken to
- Walk infront of the tv when the footy's on
- Talk while the footy's on
- Bitch and whine about me watching the footy
- Complain about me rooting other chicks
- Think it's their buisness when i root other chicks
- Make their own dinner before mine
- Don't wash the dishes when I tell her to.

Apart from that, I'm a pretty down-to-earth kinda guy.

ummm... ok... u sound like u have high standards!

when a guy is a really crap dancer but thinks he's really good is a major turn off for me... not only becoz he looks stupid but because i am embarrassed for him! :p btw i know someone who is like this... i cringe everytime... but on the other hand if he dances like this :dancefool then i have no problem :p

ummm... ok... u sound like u have high standards!

when a guy is a really crap dancer but thinks he's really good is a major turn off for me... not only becoz he looks stupid but because i am embarrassed for him! :p btw i know someone who is like this... i cringe everytime...

Not really, just saying what every other guy thinks.
No guy wants walks on the beach, candlelight dinners and talks about feelings, if he says he does he's either gay or just sweet talking you to get in your pants.

:beer:

hahaha! thats prob true but walks on the beach etc... isnt what most girls want either. not me anyway thats all bull****!
another turn off... stalking guys... for the past 2 yrs i've got these valentines day cards from an annonymous guy. its so creepy! and i have no idea who it is! so next yr i've planned to watch my letter box and catch the bastard! :p

hahaha! thats prob true but walks on the beach etc... isnt what most girls want either. not me anyway thats all bull****!
another turn off... stalking guys... for the past 2 yrs i've got these valentines day cards from an annonymous guy. its so creepy! and i have no idea who it is! so next yr i've planned to watch my letter box and catch the bastard! :p

I'll just slide it under your door next time year, no big deal.

ahahaha :p please do! i'd love another fluffy, sparkly $12 card from u. it was just so wonderful reading that poem u wrote... something about snogging was it??? u r quite the poet!

ahahaha :p please do! i'd love another fluffy, sparkly $12 card from u. it was just so wonderful reading that poem u wrote... something about snogging was it??? u r quite the poet!

Did it go something like this? :

Snogging, snogging
I'd like to snog you
Even if you're a Jew
I'd rather like to
Do do do do.

Even cats like to snog
Snog snog snog snog snog
Even if you were a frog
Bog bog bog bog bog

Even with bats
With their flappy wings
Snogging with each other
Batty bat bat
Batty bat bat
Flappity flap flap
Flappity flap flap.

no but urs is way better... u must have got an A in english with that talent! :cheer:

no but urs is way better... u must have got an A in english with that talent! :cheer:

Sure did, wanna make out?

turnoff: when a guy asks u to make out with him on a forum...well we have to stay on topic! :rotfl: ummm.... we'll see how the card is next yr and i'll think about it :p

turnoff: when a guy asks u to make out with him on a forum...well we have to stay on topic! :rotfl: ummm.... we'll see how the card is next yr and i'll think about it :p

I'm actualy quite a handsome guy, I've even got all my fingers!
See!
:clap:

I'm actualy quite a handsome guy, I've even got all my fingers!
See!
:clap:
hahahahaha mate... thats 8 fingers :p

maybe that was a joke and im stupid. oh **** i hate being not smart, i never know wat ppl mean if theyre sarcastic or not :(

i hate guys that are all like, oh baby your so hot i wanna be with you right now, i wanna be your bf when they aint even met ya

Hahaha, Stevo for Presidant HAHAHAHAHA.

Love this guy !