An intro to me

The_Plague

09-09-2005, 12:38 AM

HI, I'm new here, just introducing myself
my name is the_plague, I'm obseesed with **** and i masturbate constantly, wait, wait, wrong forum.
lol

I guess I'm kind of an old bastard (21) but I'll be at the gold coast for week 1 of schoolies more out of sheer timing than anything else.
I enjoy long walks on the beach and candlelit din...... wait, wait, no i dont, taxis and lightbulbs were invented for a reason.
I enjoy fine dining, good food, esp pizza, fast cars, fast women, lots of alcohol (despite wanting to settle down with someone, eh, where did i **** up)
I despise bad karaoke, annoying nightclubs where it takes 40 minutes to get a drink and longer to get in, annyoing people, bull**** artists and Australian idol

I previously schoolied it up at Byron Bay in 2002 and 2003 and had a blast and hope I'm not to muhc of an old sleaze to do it again this year as well, lol.

I'll be staying right on Cavill at Crown Towers so if anyones up for a night of alcohol and drug induced debauchery then drop me a PM.

lumpy_goat

09-09-2005, 07:27 PM

hey mate... haha I'm obseesed with **** and i masturbate constantly Sorority boys... :P

being a newie myself, i feel strange saying welcome, but, Welcome! :D

smeagols_ghost

09-09-2005, 07:51 PM

Howdie to both of you, enjoy your stay

// now that was chessy

Plague
As for you little problem, think of it this way, you are doing the world a favour by keeping the kitten population in check and kenex in bussness.

Baker

09-09-2005, 08:32 PM

As for you little problem, think of it this way, you are doing the world a favour by keeping the kitten population in check
everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten?

lol

anyways back on topic...

WELCOME!

post heaps and have fun!!

:cheer:

Sammy Wammy

09-09-2005, 09:17 PM

hey welcome welcome have fun!

surfa_Sair

12-09-2005, 10:40 PM

welcome and hav fun :) im an oldy to hehe

JohnTee

14-09-2005, 11:06 PM

Cheers mate, would be nice to meet up.

:beer:

jessie

15-09-2005, 12:06 AM

hey guys, my first time ever on a forum like this :)
i have moved to melb at the start of the year from adelaide and i am floating between friends so i have no damn idea of where to go to for schoolies. i heard that either lorne or sorrento should be good, but i'm stil not too sure. i know i'm leaving it late too :(
anyway, i'm a crazy 17yr old, constantly listening to oz hiphop and i can't wait to get out of school.
so, big hellos to everyone out there
xx jessie

Clemo

16-09-2005, 04:12 PM

Oh god damn Chris.... fancy seeing you here.

The_Plague

16-09-2005, 10:30 PM

Oh god damn Chris.... fancy seeing you here.

lol
I gotta say this is kinda freaky in the slightest.
Now let us never talk of or discuss this moment EVER again.
EVER
**** me what are the odds of that happening
for those that aren't aware of the situation, me and The Clem know each other in real life and this is the second time we've both ended up at the same forum without prior discussion.

Funny **** to say the least.

Clemo

17-09-2005, 01:12 AM

.....you forgot the main part!

My old man is your old mans boss!

BWAHAHAHAHA

The_Plague

17-09-2005, 01:17 AM

.....you forgot the main part!

My old man is your old mans boss!

BWAHAHAHAHA

lol
of course, how could i forget