funni stories

i thought it would be a good idea to get some funni stories going i know i got a story from my bro's schooolies

its prob always done but i thought it was funni... maybe kinda dumb but anyways they found this toaster and they plugged it in the hallway of their appartment and like put toast in and like all the smoke alarms went off they had to evacuate the whole building all for a toaster lol funni stuff

the best thing was tehy never got caught i take my hat off to them im sure to get caught for something at schoolies haha im so dumb

yer so post stories im sure ya'll have better ones than mine soo get going :)

xox

id be so pissed off if someone did that at the hotel i was staying at. i think everyone would find out who did it and they'd get smashed. i deifnitley wouldnt do it at my own hotel. think of the firemen, think of the hotel manager, think of the people who get flattened in the rush of everyone tryin to get out, think of me, think of sandwiches.

lol no it was like in the middle of the day the fire men werent called

it was all good no dramas

it was like only a lil bummi place my bro did it coz like they got treated like **** and yer they hadnt done anything rong

so u kno think of the schoolies

i'll share 2, one new (kinda short, not really funny at the time), one old (repost)

New: I've had my eye on a friend of friend for a little while. So, i do the normal shy guy thing. Make friendly chit chat, find out what she likes etc etc, this goes on for about 2 months of regular little chats. We were getting along well, so i get the nerve up and I ask:

Is she is seeing anyone ?, nope, i think "great",
next I ask if she wants to go out ?, and there is this slience
And she responds with "well, i don't really date guys, but i like you as a friend". I kinda bluff my way out of there and head to the bar, as you do

I asked the mutural friend, apparently it's not just a line, she really doesn't date guys, never has. We have a good laugh about me trying to pick up a lesban.

Old:
It was winter and i had my hair down (it was long and wavy back then), i was wearing a long jacket/trenchie and my normal studs,dice and boots

I walked pass and a construction site about lunch time. some poor misguided council works got the shock of there life after they wolfwhistled. They had only seen me from behind.

They wolfwhisted and made some lewd coments and I turn around and give them a serve about being sexist. The looks on there face when I turned around 1, being male with a deep voice 2,giveing them a serve.

To top it all off , a few days latter i was at my mates place his brother walked in (had not meet him yet) and just stoped, he was one of the council workers.