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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

Sun_Fire
13-10-2004, 01:31 AM
BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.


"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."


Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

From: HERE (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc)

Hehe I am just a cruel person spreading the news about a poor guy who had this accident ;)

Dominic
13-10-2004, 01:33 AM
I need therapy after reading that.

designated_drinker
13-10-2004, 03:11 PM
How do you confuse "it" with a chickens neck???

That would of hurt like nothing else!

Dancinbabe
18-11-2004, 12:07 AM
Ewgh is all I can think of :eek:

Danieru_X
18-11-2004, 08:16 AM
Maybe it was the dog who wouldnt shut up and just gave it some old sausage LOL pretty good coverup tho, chicken HAAHAA, didnt know chickens were that loud, roosters are. :D

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